
Stuyvesant wrote:You have to admire the British tenacity in hurling themselves against the defenses of Melbourne - to the very last man, horse and cannon. But then, given the large number of surrenders, perhaps they were just anxious to come in? An early wave of unwanted asylum seekers flooding into Australia? How unsporting of them to come over land, where the navy can't intercept them and turn them around.
So far, so Spain... Nice way to gain access to Barcalona and the surrounding beaches (Lloret de Mar, brings back memories of ill-behaved Dutch teenagers in the mid-nineties). You still killed 3 times as many Spaniards as that 1-million-strong mob managed to kill of yours. Perhaps they mostly inflicted friendly fire on themselves?
I see the Spanish General's name is Augustin de Luque y Coca. Perhaps the latter part explains why Cuba costs 1088 war score - the whole island has been turned over to industrial-scale cocaine production?
Director wrote:Man, I go to Hell for a week - sorry, meant to say Cleveland, a simple mistake that anyone could make - and I come home to three feet of snow and Europe turned upside down!
Gen. Monkey-Bear, the distinction between Egads and Gonads is subtle but ultimately simple: the definition of gonads you can look up for yourself, while Egads are of course their electronic counterparts - the Email of reproduction and pleasure, if you will, readily available in any quantity via the internet. No, no, don't thank me - happy to be of assistance; glad we cleared that up. Right.
Let me see if I have this in proper order. Germany beats Russia but loses to France, Austria goes down swinging against Italy and is mostly dismembered ("No! No! The Czechs we wanted to KEEP. It was the Hungarians we told you to get rid of!"), Britain pulls off a creditable defense despite the failure of the Stuffed Admiral Brigade and now... NOW... Spain wants to give it a go? While Russia, disdaining the possibility of fighting a strong foe when there are actually friends and allies available, is now determined to take on the bruised and vindictive German Army all on its lonesome?
At this point my voice has risen in incredulity to a pitch that only dogs can hear, and only specially-bred, very sensitive dogs at that.
Holy hoppin' Hanna. The only possible response to that, is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690
"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"
"Yes I have!"
"Look!"
"Just a flesh wound!"
Europe, clearly, is run by the Black Knight.
Crixdaz wrote:The war against Spain has been weird, it's like they've declared war to the Great Britain of France in 1919.
But if they've their remainder empire intact it means that USA is pacifist in this game or the events for the 1898 hasn't been fire. In real history the USA wanted to get rid of the last european colonies in America by 'liberate' Cuba, but in the end they annexed the Phillipines and Puerto Rico. And the cost of keeping the Phillipines was high costly in lives (mostly for the population) because they continued the war of independence against the invaders, spanish or american.
I think that this event is important for the game, because this is the point where the USA started to look outside and to intervene in other nations. Also is interesting because Spain lost his global focus and Japan started to see USA as an rival, because the american possessions in the Pacific (Phillipines, Guam, Wake...)
Gen. Monkey-Bear wrote:Italy in Spain, sigh, not again: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Civil_War_and_Foreign_Involvement#Italy
My God, you are at it again. The communists must be having a ball stirring up anti-war sentiment in Europe. [What's that? You mean the population supports these wars?]. To be honest, you have me a little disillusioned with so much bloodshed. I need time to sort it all out . . . I'll go play Pride of Nations meanwhile.
Jim-NC wrote:The Spanish army has 1 million men??????
What do you mean (as you shuffle your feet) that you cooked both the automobile and air-plane factories????
So what Spanish factories do you plan to burn *ahem* "cook pizza for"???
Apparently Russia decided to man up and try to really crush Prussia. Now if they can only get their army out of the capital.
Kensai wrote:One million men is a lot of men if used correctly!![]()
Matnjord wrote:It reminds me of that chinese torture, where you drop a single drop of water every 10 seconds or so on the victim's forehead for hours on end. Who's going to be the next droplet? The Ottomans? Greece? Bulgaria?
And yeah for the suicide of Europe! Madness has overtaken every european leader (I'm just waiting for Switzerland to join the party) and all that because Italy wanted to make sure she was the meanest biggest bully on the playground! Except for the bloody nose from that british kid who is always hanging out alone in his corner she is succeeding quite well.
Do you have any plans regarding Spain? Do they still have any colonies worth taking? Has America already taken everything?
loki100 wrote:In the meantime, much to the excitement of the Italian navy, the West African campaign means they go back to firing shells at large continents and small furry mammals
Ah well, I figured the Spanish had gotten enterprising. Perhaps they took some plants with them after they were kicked out of South America? Anyway, it's just my entirely reasonable assumption as to why Cuba is worth more than four times the cost of Czechoslavakia, that 30-million-strong industrial powerhouse.Gen. Monkey-Bear wrote:And to Stuyvesant: to say "cocaine" in Spanish we actually say cocaína. And to my knowledge, the plant is not grown in the Caribbean, but it is sold thereOn second thought, Loki should take Cuba after all. He already controls the world's opium supply.
Kensai wrote:I am noticing that General Coca is quite weak in defending in respect to your Masi's attack. Perhaps the trick is not allowing him attack while putting him in defense continuously. Now that the Spanish attacks failed it might be time for some good pounding. Way to go!![]()
Matnjord wrote:That general, Tulio Masi, is a real monster! 4-7-6! Does he have any special traits? From what I can remember from RUS some traits made even mediocre generals into very competent ones (Yes, I'm looking at you Stalin, damn you to hell Stalin!)
That million men army might look intimidating but then you realize they have mostly militia, no tanks, half your artillery and a mediocre general. And they brought marines to a land battle
I agree with Kensai, with 0 in defense an attack now would be good.
620 000 casualties in only 15 days at Zaragoza, business as usual. There's already been more than 11 million casualties in this conflict, nothing to write home about...
...You've really plunged Europe into a nightmare, haven't you?
Gen. Monkey-Bear wrote:Yes, business as usual. I think taking their African provinces is best, as they seem most retainable. The Americas are too far away, and so close to the U.S., for Italian ownership to be real. So much bloodshed . . .
Hooray for Russia! They must feel so empowered now, though I can't help but think that a victory for them here would delay the Revolution by at least another 20 years.
And to Stuyvesant: to say "cocaine" in Spanish we actually say cocaína. And to my knowledge, the plant is not grown in the Caribbean, but it is sold thereOn second thought, Loki should take Cuba after all. He already controls the world's opium supply.
Stuyvesant wrote:To be fair, it's the most excitement the navy's had in all 70 years so far. The naval 'war' with the British proved to be a bit of a letdown, so why not take your mighty dreadnoughts and use their 15-inch guns to blow up some straw huts and stray cattle? Are there any camels in the Gulf of Guinea, by any chance?
The war in Spain is fought mainly not in the plain. But plenty of rain, when you count your artillery shells or the Spanish blood raining down. 450,000-odd Spanish casualties in two weeks. Zaragoza is making the Somme look like a friendly amateur match. Sheesh. It's almost enough to wish for peace, though your population does not seem to share that concern.
Ah well, I figured the Spanish had gotten enterprising. Perhaps they took some plants with them after they were kicked out of South America? Anyway, it's just my entirely reasonable assumption as to why Cuba is worth more than four times the cost of Czechoslavakia, that 30-million-strong industrial powerhouse.![]()
enf91 wrote:So far, all these wars have proven that the games are too complicated for the AI. On the one hand, I'd like to play single player without the rest of the world falling apart due to the cluelessness of the AI, but OTOH such an AI would probably be smart enough to create the Matrix. So, tough call.
Matnjord wrote:Oh, peace, nice to see you again, it's been a while.
So, as a result of those 5 years of war you have crippled an opponent that wasn't even a real competitor anymore (since Germany has escaped pretty much unscathed from this mess) and stolen the candy factory of the spaniards (Won't somebody think of the Spanish children!). Oh and Russia has managed to look mighty silly. And the expensive Italian navy at least has found some new camels to lob shells at (briefly). And you have potentially upset the sleeping American giant (who might give your navy something more substantial to do) as I would assume having a decaying empire on their turf isn't quite the same thing as having the number 1 world power at the same place. Aaaaand the newly formed Czech nation has quite the potential to ruffle some feathers.
You really are an architect of peace, aren't you?
I suppose the next update will show the fallout of this series of war?
Crixdaz wrote:Well, everybody knows how should be the end for this game: a war with the USA. Is the only country in the world that is able to dispute you the world hegemony. If you've landed in London twice, Washington D.C. should be trated equally.
Is it possible to release nations from the USA like Texas or California?, I guess that release the confederation could be really hard.![]()
Director wrote:
On Puerto Rico (or Porto Ricco - thank you, Stuyvesant) I think the US might have a slightly less hostile response to Italy assuming control than, say, the UK or France. Those historic rivals and colonial powers set off louder alarm bells in the US of the day, I think. Italy's, um, aggressive foreign policy would of course be a source of concern. Perhaps the two powers could negotiate out some US investment in the island, or quietly agree that there would be a path to independence at some future point.
So long as the Union Jack or Tricolour isn't waving over San Juan or the Italian battle fleet swinging 'round anchors there, I think the US would be easily mollified.
Again - congratulations, and thanks for this! I've enjoyed it.
Stuyvesant wrote:You... you actually finished this? I am very much impressed (and more than a little lost for words - I had a hard time conceiving of this ending before I had both of my daughters in college).
Stuyvesant wrote:YBelated congratulations on the takeover of Puerto Rico (somehow, 'Porto Ricco' doesn't have the same ring to it). More healthy <ahem> pharmaceuticals for your locals to enjoy. If the game would simulate Prohibition in the US, you would've been well-positioned to profit from state-sponsored booze running.
Must admit that going out on two-ish years of peace (well, slaughtering uncivilized nations doesn't really count anyway) felt a bit anticlimactic. And I don't know where I missed it, but when did the Russians and the Germans kiss and make up? I was hoping for a nice bit of entertainment from the Eastern Front, possibly heralding a Revolution Under Siege.
Stuyvesant wrote:Anyway, I must applaud you for A) finishing this beast of a game and B) writing an AAR about it. Neither feat I can copy. Do let me know if/when you start a Russian AAR - I'll be sure to drop by for that one. If it features assorted Red leaders meeting an untimely death, I'd be pleased as punch.![]()
r_rolo1 wrote:....
Congratulations ! ( I know I have been out of the comments, but mainly because I really would not be much of help in managing a Italian superpower). The only real beef you had was to have not been able to stem the rise of the US ( the thing that stole victory from your fingers ), but again you had invested so much in there that any war involving the US would probably be highly damaging to you ... OFC that in hindsight all is easier, but in the end you should probably had spent as much time worrying with the yankees as with the perfid Albion. Live and learn , I guess ...
A final note: I guess your game shows the weakness in some parts of the scripts of the game ( *cough* evil Garibaldi twin *cough* ), especially if you stray a little out of the historical path. OFC you can't predict all , but the inaction of the UK regarding a Italy like your with the allies it had ( added to a Germany with the allies it had ) is staggering. RL UK in the XIX century did far more for far less and it is hard to believe that the perfid ALbion would not do all it could to break a Italian-French-Russian block in the bud or allow it in conjuction with a German-Austrian one, barring some highly isolationist stride of governements ...
Anyway, good game and if you go Russian be careful about priests that refuse to stay dead even after poisoned and drowned and some commies in Switzerland![]()
Dewirix wrote:I'll echo those who've applauded all the work you put in to bring this too us. A really magnificent achievement, even if you didn't win outright.
I wonder how PON Italy would have developed for the rest of the 20th century. It's had a spectacularly bloody few years, racking up military casualties much higher than those it saw in the First World War. Personally, I think I'd prefer to be a Brazilian citizen, but your lot have probably got the nicer uniforms.
I'd be really interested in seeing a Russian AAR - I assume that staving off/succumbing to revolution would be a big focus.
Director wrote:Congratulations on your victory! A first-place finish and a golden laurel wreath is not to be sneezed at! And I have to say, I'm sorry to see this end.
On Puerto Rico (or Porto Ricco - thank you, Stuyvesant) I think the US might have a slightly less hostile response to Italy assuming control than, say, the UK or France. Those historic rivals and colonial powers set off louder alarm bells in the US of the day, I think. Italy's, um, aggressive foreign policy would of course be a source of concern. Perhaps the two powers could negotiate out some US investment in the island, or quietly agree that there would be a path to independence at some future point.
So long as the Union Jack or Tricolour isn't waving over San Juan or the Italian battle fleet swinging 'round anchors there, I think the US would be easily mollified.
Again - congratulations, and thanks for this! I've enjoyed it.
cohimbra wrote:Thanks to take the time to do this great and useful AAR...congrats!
Asher413 wrote:Helpful and Entertaining, what else can you ask for.
Great job Loki, and I enjoyed every paragraph. You not only have laid out a very stout storyline with twist, turns and intrigue, but you've also created a brilliant beginners guide, as once you read this AAR, you learn about so many techniques and insights to playing PON well.
Enjoy the virtual beer I'm opening up for you!![]()
Pocus wrote:That is, Sir, quite an achievement! Congrats!![]()
Christophe.Barot wrote:first, congrats to Loki - winning with Italy is quite an achievement - winning with Russia, Germany, and I guess USA and Britain seems rather easy - micromanaging then letting industry run - I wonder for France (coal must be a really big limiting factor), but must be way easier, ditto for a standard Austria (isn't supposed to colonize, smaller Navy - but which AI builds one - worse productivity, but in present state of game, properly managed Austria can win her wars) - if Italy can do it, certainly Austria can too
but WINNING with Italy or Japan is certainly an achievement - because normally, bigger nations can theoretically (in this case, US) develop their industry enough to win the game by sheer industrial power ... some rebalancing to do I guess
Christophe.Barot wrote:about leniency to European infringements, Director, I apologize for strongly disagreeing, as military and especially Naval Power of USA grew, their defence of Western hemisphere against European infringements was ferocious - remember the venezuelian crisis (against Germany, Britain ...and Italy) and the Roosevelt corollary - it wasn't a specific anti british or French stance - actually germany was seen as main colonial rival of USA (relations with britain had patched, France was ideologically seen on a favourable light and wasn't much a rival, but several clashes in Asia and Oceania - Samoa, Philipines sea - drove them close to war, even not counting venezuela in yankee backyard)
Director wrote:We'll just have to agree to disagree. I do think American antipathy to Germany was driven by Germany's tactless diplomacy and constant saber-rattling. Loki's 'militant' diplomacy has been aggressive but mostly directed at undeveloped peoples or the Austrians and Turks. Seizing Cuba would probably have sparked a strong American response. Puerto Rico... I think not so much, and I did stipulate that Italy would have to pay lip service to the Monroe Doctrine by allowing American influence or by laying out a path to PR independence.
Making a country like Italy (or similarly resource-poor Japan) into a super-power is a real achievement, and being able to effectively wage war from the Channel to Bombay is another. Congratulations - Italy missed a great chance by your being born 'just a bit' too late and too far north.
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