Director wrote:I find that I have a tendency to take an AI player's initial passivity for inability, leading me to commit my reserves just as I need them elsewhere.
loki100 wrote:This takes a few attempts, but the British ambassador to Jerusalem is finally caught painting graffiti – this was removed before seen by anyone but the police - but was believed to have stated "Romanes Eunt Domus". War was the only reasonable response that would satisfy Italy's mortally wounded pride.
Dewirix wrote:I a straight up fight between you and GB, I think it'll come down to whoever has the better navy. Once you establish naval superiority in the Med and Indian Ocean you can shift your forces around, allowing you to make up for overall numerical inferiority by concentrating to strike targets and giving you the flexiblity to run away to lick your wounds if necessary.
Also, as a minor nitpick, why would there be a British ambassador to Jerusalem? As I understand it, ambassadors are the top-ranking diplomats assigned to a given country, which in this case would be Italy, so they're not likely to be wandering around the boondocks of your empire. Perhaps it was the British consul to Jerusalem, which might give you opportunities for a suitably Roman-flavoured name for the war.
EDIT: Oh, and great stuff in the post. Very much looking forward to seeing dear old Blighty suitably humbled.
Director wrote:Well I for one can only hope that a passing centurion caught that Briton and gave him grammar within an inch of his life!
Anyone who would so casually slaughter the delicate precision of Latin might do anything - might try passing himself off as an ambassador, for Heaven's sake!
And once that starts, none of us are safe - you mark my words! None of us. Spray-painted in our own beds by savages improperly declensing Russian gerunds, likely as not, or caught in a drive-by graffitestomy with Chinese characters of, shall we say, dubious perspicacity!
Shocking. Simply shocking, when people can mangle languages like that and the law does nothing. And in colors too! The world we live in...
I find that I have a tendency to take an AI player's initial passivity for inability, leading me to commit my reserves just as I need them elsewhere. Given that Great Britain is likely to be more constrained by transport than manpower, I urge you to not only have a powerful reserve but to keep it uncommitted until the vital moment. And secondly, kill transports - kill transports - kill more transports.
Dewirix wrote:Me too. I think it's partly down to the economics (for want of a better word) of the situation. This applies to cases where I'm at or below parity with the enemy forces. I know that in order to win I need to make more effective use of my resources than they achieve with theirs, which militates against keeping a significant portion of my forces inactive (maximising POWER x DAYS ACTIVE).
It's also the reason that wars like the one looming in this AAR are attractive to a player. Loki can make use of naval superiority (either local or global) to lock down British forces outside of Africa and the Med, allowing him to effectively remove those pieces from the board until he's ready to deal with them.
Of course, from what we've seen, he's going straight for the jugular in India, which will prove interesting, to say the least.
Stuyvesant wrote:That's rather classy compared to the scenario that was running through my head*, but still, a deadly blow to Italian prestige. War, indeed, is the only proper response to such behavior.
*My thoughts ran like this: back when Gari was pissing off all the Abrahamic religions, he probably left some graffiti in Jerusalem (in an inconspicuous place, say the Temple Mount) to the effect of "Garibaldi woz here". I expected the British ambassador/consul/miscreant to have added something like "Gary's a poof" and a poorly drawn penis next to it. I will readily admit that your example is a bit more mature.
So, to war it is. This should prove interesting. Will you shred the Royal Navy and utilize the judicious application of a stout stick to the heads of Queen Victoria's finest, or will your Italian navy hew more to historic standards and sink your hopes of taking down the British? I look forward to finding out.
Sir Garnet wrote:For more excitement, find someone capable who hasn't read your AAR to play Great Britain for the war, and preferably has the ability to pun and quip in Latin (or even Classsical Greek!).
loki100 wrote:The main fleet sails out to blockade the harbour and gain some much needed gunnery practice.
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(you have all read Svejk haven't you?)
I won't discuss that aspect in great detail, it took a lot of my time and planning but its mostly a case of the British (a) burned my holdings and (b) escaped again.
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[2] – there is an option to destroy a rail line but I don't think this was intentional. What happens if they capture my colony, but don't have the colonial penetration to sustain the buildings there. So those buildings and structures are removed. The same happened a lot in some areas of India (honest I wasn't going around deliberately burning down British owned factories).
Dewirix wrote:Well, the assault on Bombay was a spectacularly bloody affair, and the British are looking worryingly strong in South Africa. However, you seem to have the upper hand in the Med. Will taking Gibraltar allow you to seal it off from the west?
I keep forgetting that you hold Suez and the southern entrance to the Red Sea, but given that, you've already got interior lines that the Royal Navy can't hope to match. If you succeed in knocking South Africa out of the game, there can't be much more the British can do to protect the subcontinent. It all comes down to how many forces they have on the ground.
Stuyvesant wrote:In chronological order:
- I didn't know that there were camels on Malta. Or do you mean that the Regia Marina can point its guns at other objects than semi-docile wildlife?![]()
Stuyvesant wrote:- I haven't read Svejk, but my parents used to have it on their bookshelf when I was little. Does that count for anything?
Stuyvesant wrote:- Seems the British learned a lesson from your behavior in your playthroughs of Wars in America with Narwhal.You could say that you inadvertently showed them the light, a-hah!
- Sure you weren't burning down those British factories on purpose. I'm sure it was all an unfortunate accident, perhaps the Italians were diligently putting out their campfires (Smokey says: "Only you can prevent forest fires!") and just accidentally happened to shove all the smoldering embers into, say, a cotton warehouse or an ammunition plant. Could've happened to the best of them.
Stuyvesant wrote:Snark aside, it is almost shocking to have finally made it to the long-prophesied war with the Redcoats. We've come a long way. It's like waking up one morning and realizing high school graduation was almost 20 years ago and you really have no excuse anymore to call yourself young... But I digress.
Stuyvesant wrote:Where was I? Oh yes, the war. Malta: good. South Africa: Scary. India: bloody beginning, unknown ending. Malta shows you can clearly take on British fortifications (although Bombay shows it can get messy very quickly) and you did slap around that smaller British force in Tanzania. But until I see the results from a battle with one of the big British stacks, it's too early to say whether you can handle their armies or not.
loki100 wrote:Italian diplomats (some of whom are still trying to remove the paint from their hands) are hastily sent to make them happy people
loki100 wrote:This takes a few attempts, but the British ambassador to Jerusalem is finally caught painting graffiti – this was removed before seen by anyone but the police - but was believed to have stated "Romanes Eunt Domus". War was the only reasonable response that would satisfy Italy's mortally wounded pride.
loki100 wrote:You can, however, use your warscore to force your opponent to release nations. This fits with the prestige issue as obviously they may well lose control of one or more of their objectives as well as any industry that was located in the new state. There are some interesting options there.
Dewirix wrote:^^ Hi morningSIDEr![]()
Stuyvesant wrote:Wotchers, morningSIDEr! (Is that the correct Jeeves and Wooster expression? I'm still working on my oblivious upper-crust nincompoop English)
Good to see you around and your overall analysis of the Italian armed forces seems spot on. But never underestimate loki's burning <a-ha! 'tis A pun!> desire to play with matches in Her Royal Majesty's Dominions.
Dewirix wrote:Things are looking good in India, but I can't help feeling that you're being led into a trap. Probably just me being paranoid though.
I'm a little disappointed that the Royal Navy are letting you have free run of the high seas. I'd love to see a proper battle between your fleets, but there doesn't seem to be much point in going looking for a fight when the status quo favours you.
Stuyvesant wrote:The poor, hardworking life of the Italian diplomat: one day, your busy [s]framing[/s] catching British miscreants in the Levant, the next day you're bundled off to the depths of Africa to try to sugarcoat decades of brutal warfare, Garibaldi-style and claim that the British are really evil and that the Italians are swell and everything will be better as soon as the locals allow for a few pizza restaurants to open up. I do not envy those envoys.
BTW, I hear turpentine is effective at removing paint, they might want to try that. Just not in combination with torching stuff in India: that would not go well.
I understand the logic of depot-hunting in India, but can you guard your supply lines while your troops are swallowed by the Indian Subcontinent's interior? I'd be a wee bit concerned about getting cut off in the midst of India and having to fight your way back to the coast at Bombay (kinda like Napoleon's retreat from Moscow, but with icy conditions swapped out for scorching heat). The situation in the Med looks entirely under your control and South Africa doesn't seem to hold any nasty surprises - just the minor dilemma of how to dislodge those two powerful stacks. Since India is your real goal, I think South Africa can wait.
Sir Garnet wrote:Depending on the supply productivity of the regions they control, bottling up the British armies in around Natal-Zululand and cutting their supplies with naval blockade, encroachment and destruction of rails and other means of support is a useful strategy while you snap up the rest of South Africa.
I don't know what the AI does in India, but the natural force dispositions are to have a strong force at Bombay, forces on the northwest frontier dealing with the restive locals and facing the Russians, a sizable reserve in north-central India (around Delhi) and some small forces on the borders in the Himalayas and Burma. Ceylon is a good naval base, but may well be lightly defended on land. If the AI follows these dispositions, you are already dealing with one of the main forces and might expect a series of British reinforcements from the difficult northwest down the coast and a sizable block of troops down the rails from the north/east and that should be it other than a trickle of troops from elsewhere.
I don't know what the Indian princedoms and their small armies do in such a war but it would be interesting to find out if you save and later examine some of these turns.
Also interesting if the British destroy depots to deny them to you.
morningSIDEr wrote:The blaggards! An entirely proportional response from Italy in such a situation, truly outrageous stuff from Britain.
I'm more than a little worried by the screenshot accompanying this paragraph. You are truly considering releasing Scotland upon an unsuspecting world?!
morningSIDEr wrote:Very interesting stuff thus far. Some bloody fighting in India, and like everyone else I remain eager to find out what awaits you there, whether or not a British doomstack is just about to wander over to the Italian position. Italy appears quite secure in the other theatres, well large, menacing British force in Africa aside, waiting to see Britain's response.
Hello, good sir! I hope you are keeping well.
Pip pip dear boy! I think you have struck upon a burning issue, quite whether Britain will be able to match the fire raising prowess of loki I await to see!
Matnjord wrote:"The smell of British blood has awoken the Mnjord from its lair. Its eyes look at the map, the position of the armies, the death toll, the burned up matches. It whispers only a single word before sitting down to admire the incoming slaughter: Good...good..."
loki100 wrote:anyway, as everyone knows, if you want a proper Pizza you need a very hot oven ... and hot ovens have a tendency to burn done (entire provinces) -- maybe this analogy doesn't quite work
Stuyvesant wrote:So are you saying that you have gargantuan mobile siege ovens, lumbering all over India and big enough to cause Dresden-style firestorms on a provincial level? The mere imagery is disturbing my mental state...
So are you saying that you have gargantuan mobile siege ovens, lumbering all over India and big enough to cause Dresden-style firestorms on a provincial level? The mere imagery is disturbing my mental state...
Matnjord wrote:First naval clash? Bah! Just a few old wooden ships about to be decommissioned, bah! Where are the hulking behemoths of steel, the leviathans of iron? When will the rain of iron and blood begin, when will the biblical slaughter on the seas begin?
Since you mentioned it, are you going at some point to take Siam?
Stuyvesant wrote:The war is going well for you. Gib fell very quickly, you're finally pecking away at the Burn-happy British in East Africa and India... Well, very steady progress but no spectacular tilting of the balance yet (perhaps that will never happen, and you'll just steadily reduce the British position in India until they've been defeated). You did take Delhi, which must hurt from a prestige perspective. But how are you going to exact a proper vengeance for the unconscionable torching of your tea plantation (I can't comprehend how the Brits, of all people, could corrupt their own moral values to destroy anything tea-related. Did they hire a bunch of foreign auxiliaries to do it for them)? I mean, there is really no amount of land that can do justice to this outrage.
Dewirix wrote:Are there any signs that the AI is capable of pulling its forces together in India for a counterattack? I'm not really familiar with the AGEOD combat system, but from reading your AARs I assume the British will need sufficient command points to co-ordinate a large force. Can they just drop the necessary generals into place, or do they have to ship them out from Britain?
I'm having fun imagining the look of grief and horror on the face of the British officer charged with burning the tea plantation. In the end, duty won out over sentimentality, probably aided by the fact that he knew the barbarous Italians would probably take their cuppas with ice and lemon.
Director wrote:I believe loki is saying that the combination of Italian pizza and Indian curry has caused entire regions of the country to spontaneously combust, which seems very reasonable to me. Certainly the army's mobile pizza ovens are unsuited to taking in such incendiary foods; one might as well attempt to cook jellied gasoline as bake a really good curry.
Director wrote:On a more serious note, I think you have arrived at a strategic fork and may need to make a decision to prioritize either India or South Africa. Certainly the rapid collapse of Gibraltar is... well, disturbing, frankly, in the way that the sudden fall of Singapore was in WWII. Given how the British public reacted to the tiny defeats of the Boer and Zulu wars, the loss of Gibraltar (and with it the Mediterranean) must be inspiring riots in the streets. Please don't repatriate the captured commander since he will surely be 'Bynged' to encourage the others.
Director wrote:Of the two theaters I think I would prefer to concentrate on S Africa and roll up British forces there before switching to India. You would still have to leave a large field force on standby to knock over any British expeditionary forces, but I think that might be superior to concentrating on India and leaving South Africa as a running sore easily reachable from the British Isles. With your interior lines you should find it easy to switch armies back and forth... but only so long as they do not go deeply into the interior.
Director wrote:Of course it is the speed with which armies can be maneuvered inside the theater that will count as much or more than pure numbers, and India may be superior for your purposes in that regard... but I still advise you to tilt heavily to one or the other.
Director wrote:In 'real life' there was a huge controversy in and around the Royal Navy over whether to modernize (later and most famously headed by John Fisher) or to maintain a conservative status quo (Lord Charles Beresford). Fisher eventually captured the opinion of Edward VII and prevailed, but it was a close-fought, bitter political struggle for the heart and soul of the Navy and by no means fore-ordained that modernization would win out. Sounds like in your world (as in 'Special Providence') the Beresford faction led the Navy to stagnation and - now – defeat.
Director wrote:How very typical of the British Army that they would spend their time burning a tea plantation and permit you to take their supply depot. Shades of Rommel and the Afrika Korps...
Jim-NC wrote:You burnt all your ports in South Africa? That's what you get for turning your Pizza Ovens to 11! I must say, that I seem to see a pattern here. Your cooks seem to all be pyros.
Stuyvesant wrote:loki has a tendency to set the world aflame, if given the option. For Pete's sake, he managed to torch the frozen Siberian tundra in our RUS game (yes, I am still traumatized by the experience).
Anyway, onwards to the update. It seems to my untrained eye that you are overextended in India. More than enough power to swat any individual British unit, but not enough formations to maintain a cohesive front that keeps all of those British forces out of your hair. Oh well, if you don't do anything too ambitious in India, you can wait for South Africa to resolve itself and then bring some extra forces to close the Indian chapter. Time is on your side.
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