Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:57 am
Yeah, I know. I'm a lawyer. I had to read a lot of OW's bombasticity.
It still reads like "heartburn" to me.
Best O.W. Holmes anecdote for me? He was involved in a minor squabble with a neighbor farmer over to whom some pigs that had gotten loose belonged. Holmes was in the midst of waxing erudite, citing cases involving foxes, elephants, chickens, and even petroleum.
The old farmer stamped his foot, spit terbacky juice on the ground, and exclaimed, "Gol durn it, yerroner, if he's got a snout, hooves, and a curly tail and grunts and squeals, why, he's a pig, gol durn it!"
The porkers wound up remaining in the farmer's feedlot...