I want my husband back!

[Dixicrat]

It's automatic as your post count increases; post some more, and you'll see yourself promoted again shortly

I want you to think of what you just did, Rafiki.
You suggested to a woman that she talk more.
With all due respect, sir, I must ask you:
What in the hell were you [I]thinking?![/I]

Gravely concerned,
Dixicrat

[dooya]

I want you to think of what you just did, Rafiki.
You suggested to a woman that she talk more.
With all due respect, sir, I must ask you:
What in the hell were you [I]thinking?![/I]

Gravely concerned,
Dixicrat

Reverse Psychology.

[Rafiki]

I'm sure it will be alright

[jastaV]

Originally Posted by Franciscus
Why do the spanish guy have usually more luck with girls ??!

Just a myth
The damned Italians are the ones who always have success on the discos!

Guess, girls are lucky when meeting Italians!

My welcome to the Southern Lady!

[Aphrodite Mae]

Silly little me doesn't know how to do polls, and that kind of stuff.
But I have a question for you gentlemen, and I know how I can ask it!

How many of y'all think that this is the most elegant, well moderated forum on the entire web?

Everybody who doesn't think so is allowed to be quiet.
And everybody else...? Just "+1"!

[Aphrodite Mae]

DON'T DO IT!
DON'T DO THE +1 THING!! It will overload the servers, and then everybody will be mad at me!

Just buy one of the stupid AGEOD game like "Napoleon in America" to vote "yes" instead, ok?

[Generalisimo]

Silly little me doesn't know how to do polls, and that kind of stuff.
But I have a question for you gentlemen, and I know how I can ask it!

How many of y'all think that this is the most elegant, well moderated forum on the entire web?

Everybody who doesn't think so is allowed to be quiet.
And everybody else...? Just "+1"!

I fear Rafiki will come with his stick and hit me, so I supose i should say "+1"... no?



EDITED: I was going to warn you about something called "spam"... but it looks like you have realized about it alone...

[lodilefty]

Silly little me doesn't know how to do polls, and that kind of stuff.
But I have a question for you gentlemen, and I know how I can ask it!

How many of y'all think that this is the most elegant, well moderated forum on the entire web?

Everybody who doesn't think so is allowed to be quiet.
And everybody else...? Just "+1"!

Plus one

[Jabberwock]

+1, and hoping it stays that way

[Jabberwock]

oops, duplicate +1

[GoldSpear]

caution: Fellas, southern women use words to the effect of larrapin' molasses. You'll all be talking about the latest fashions soon.

[dooya]

*cough*

[SIZE="1"]*ehh, big R., could you please stop pushing me*[/size]

Ehhm, I do also think that the forum at...ad...


[SIZE="1"]*sorry, Raf, I cannot read this word. administration? ahh, thanks.*[/size] .

..that the forum administration here is the best.

[SIZE="1"]*man, be careful please, that muzzle in my back hurts*[/size]

Therefore I also vote "+1".
[SIZE="1"]
*what? Two? Seriously? Ok, two.*[/size]

Pardon, I meant "+2".

[SIZE="1"]*Was that all for now? Doing the dishes? Yes. Combing the monkey? Ok, on my list. Massaging Pocus' knees? Ahh, ok, Messaging Pocus news. *phew* The Mike? What Mike. Ahh, the mic! What's with it? Not shut down? Everybody heard? Oooops. The whip again? On my back? *[/size]

[Rafiki]

dooya, you know what happens to naughty forumites, right?





[SIZE="1"]PS: [/size]

[Comtedemeighan]

I heard this is what happens to naughty forumites http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

[dooya]

dooya, you know what happens to naughty forumites, right?
[...] [/size]

Haven't been naughty yet, me thinks. Still waiting for the cheerleader Pocus promised to me; maybe then I am.

[Dixicrat]

*cough*

[SIZE="1"]*ehh, big R., could you please stop pushing me*[/size]

Ehhm, I do also think that the forum at...ad...


[SIZE="1"]*sorry, Raf, I cannot read this word. administration? ahh, thanks.*[/size] .

..that the forum administration here is the best.

[SIZE="1"]*man, be careful please, that muzzle in my back hurts*[/size]

Therefore I also vote "+1".
[SIZE="1"]
*what? Two? Seriously? Ok, two.*[/size]

Pardon, I meant "+2".

+2

[tagwyn]

Arslan: I saw that film AT THE THEATRE and a couple of times since. The wounded Confederate soliders and the burning of Atlanta made my Grandmother cry!! I like Spanish Women; Italian too. O'Hara did not turn me on, neither did Shirley Temple.
My wife wants me to stay out of the way so I have lots of time for gaming. apy:

[soundoff]

O'Hara did not turn me on. apy:

Maureen sure turned me on fellow old timer....redhead, irish... She also had two beautiful etc. etc. Not to mention her other attributes which were also more than fair to middling. Fair makes me want to shake the walking stick.

PS. mine was in July apy: Suspect you got to yours a month or two before.

[Le Ricain]

caution: Fellas, southern women use words to the effect of larrapin' molasses. You'll all be talking about the latest fashions soon.

I am afraid that I have no idea what 'larrapin' molasses means. However, Southern women do have a way with speaking that can be attractive. As the old saying goes, 'When a fine Southern woman tells you to go to hell, she does it in such a way that you find yourself looking forward to the trip'.

[Pocus]

And now, an interlude.

[Stwa]

And now, an interlude.

Thank you!!

[dooya]

And now, an interlude.

[Rafiki]

ompom:

indeed...

[Aphrodite Mae]

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, gentlemen! A girl smiley, at last! It's absolutely adorable, and I don't know whether to giggle, or cry with happiness. I guess that I will do both.

I have decided that all of y'all are not only sweet, but simply just precious, too. And so, I have also decided that all of y'all are deserving of smooches.

For those who would like to be smooched , please form a line at the right.

ompom: for AGEOD! It appears that true Gentlemen are found in more places than the South.

[Dixicrat]

Whaddaya mean, I'll have to wait my turn in line like everybody else?!
I'm your husband, remember? I...
oh, ok. I'm going. Sheesh.

[tagwyn]

Mine was in June. T

[Sol Invictus]

Get in line Dixicrat!

[GoldSpear]

You still have the Vols Dixicrat

[Aphrodite Mae]

You still have the Vols Dixicrat

Mr. GoldSpear...?
I am afraid that I shall have to ask you to move to the back of the line and join my husband, sir. There, the two of you will have plenty of time to discuss the stupidness of American football played at the University of Tennessee. Hmmph. VOLs football, indeed!

As a fellow Tennessean, surely you know that I have quite enough of a challenge on my hands each Saturday, unglueing him from the stupid TV football game... enough of a challenge, without encouragement from you.

...pardon me, sir...? Well, I am truly sorry if "its quite a hike", as you put it, to the end of the "smooches" line. If you should be so kind as to be a bit more thoughtful in the presence of a lady next time, then such unfortunate things as this little misunderstanding will never happen again.

I'll see you in a few hours when you finally reach the front of the line, and then maybe we can start our friendship anew.

Enjoy the exercise,
Aphrodite Mae

[Dixicrat]

Hey, GoldSpear. 'Sup?
Sorry 'bout all this. Wimmon. Go figgur. Say: you figgur we're gonna put a hurtin' on them Gators, this year? I shore am a'hopin' so. Hey: jeetchet...? ...Yont to? I got an extree san'wich, an' a Moon pie, if'n yont it. Bedder eat up, 'cause I reckon we're gonna be here, a spell. Affer we get aroun' the corner, we'll be able to see the door, at least. Then, I figgur it won't be too long. ...Hey, hold on a sec. I think that furrin feller over yonder figgers we're tawlkin 'bout him. I need to translate, 'k?

For those who aren't fluent in Southern, I offer this translation of my conversation with GoldSpear.

"Greetings, GoldSpear. I regret that the idiosyncrasies of women have caused this unfortunate situation. I find my wife to be beyond my ability to understand, sometimes. What's your perspective on the chances of our favorite American college football team to defeat our arch rival, this year? I'm confident that we'll defeat them. At least, I hope so. Have you eaten lunch, yet? If you're hungry, I have a surplus sandwich and a Southern dessert. I encourage you to eat these if you wish, because I believe that we will be here waiting in line for a rather lengthy time. Please excuse me for a moment while I translate our conversation so that our international friends won't be confused."