I hate typing.
Gentlemen, to convince your girlfriend or wife to play complicated computer games is more simple than you know. There are 3 things to do:
first, you agree to go to a yardsale or shopping for cute shoes or something that she likes to do.
next, you agree to make a deal that you do two hours of something special that she choses if she takes one hour of her busy time to learn with you.
Each time that she yawns while learning your stupid game, you pop a chocolate in her mouth. It can be a small one, but it must taste wonderful.
Other ideas that have worked with me is to have my back rubbed while I am reading the stupid manual and trying to ask intelligent questions. When the yawning becomes almost incessant, and she is sleepily closing her eyes, then is the time to forget the game and do other things to make her less sleepy.
Some 1 said that I should let him win. Bullfoot. If I want revenge, I play him in chess. (I may be more of a tactician than I reveal.) Or maybe not.
Dooya, in ur younger days you were quite dashing, I see. Maybe we can meet at some IP sometime for virtual coffee, ok?

I like a handsome man with verve.
my fingers are tired from this.

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Me