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Dixicrat
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:45 pm

Pocus wrote:Good ones... Dixicrat is rather imaginative and prolific!


Thanks Pocus, but actually, about half of them came from my wife. :love:
She'll be joining the forum, soon. (Is there a Smilie for "wince"?) She's also the one who conceived the CSA Dorethy "balloon gunnery" thing.
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Pocus
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:13 pm

A spouse playing AACW? You are a lucky man!
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Hofstadter's Law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's law."

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Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:18 pm

one sign:

if your wife calls you to eat, you shouldn`t answer with:

Yes Mam, when I reload the guns ;)

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Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:54 pm

When you're driving over a bridge, you look around to be sure there aren't gunboats that would block your crossing.

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Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:19 pm

Absolute top sign you'r playing too much AACW ever: Your wife registers at AGEOD forums. :niark:
No quote - No bullshit!

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Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:32 pm

When you care more about the Lincoln, McClellan election than the Obama, Mccain election.

When hittin' on a girl you say..."I'm comin' for yur coast baby", and when you close the deal you say "On to Richmond!!"

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Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:41 pm

dooya wrote:Absolute top sign you'r playing too much AACW ever: Your wife registers at AGEOD forums. :niark:


:innocent: Just ignore her. I do.
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:50 pm

dooya wrote:Absolute top sign you'r playing too much AACW ever: Your wife registers at AGEOD forums. :niark:


:mdr: Absolutely!! :thumbsup:

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Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:18 pm

Dixicrat wrote: :innocent: Just ignore her. I do.
This rebellious post clearly signifies that you doesn't realized the latest news: Your wife reads the forums! Either hurry to edit your post or hide in another country. :eek:

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Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:09 pm

x. When your kids start yapping "Are we there yet?" from the back seat on a long trip, your first thought is "They're losing cohesion."

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Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:00 am

(x) You plan a trip thru Kentucky and start wondering if you will trigger the "Kentucky Secedes" event...

(x) You are worried about your teenage daughter's dating situation and tell your wife that you need to add more ships to the blockade box so no runners get thru...

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Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:03 am

You just cant wait for telemarketers to call, so you can practice your southern accent!

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Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:08 am

Banks6060 wrote:When hittin' on a girl you say..."I'm comin' for yur coast baby", and when you close the deal you say "On to Richmond!!"


:non:
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You shouldn`t say to a police officer when you`re waiting at a open place, I`m waiting for my supply, that could give a missunderstood :)

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Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:27 pm

x. Every time you (I) drive over the bridge to cross the Ohio River from Cincinnati, OH into Covington, KY you (I) think, "Yeah, about four gunboats would block a crossing here."

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