Aphrodite's Knights
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:25 pm
I'm starting this thread to honor people in the AACW community who do exceptional stuff, both in the community and while playing the game in posted AARs. How? I'm going to hand out medals, that's how!
Maybe some of you are thinking, "Hey, who are you, to do such a thing?!" My answer is, "I'm the only woman on this forum, so I can get away with doing this kind of stuff." So there!
I was going to call this thread "Knights with Aphrodite", because it sounds more convivial. After all, this isn't about me, it's about you, the players and volunteers! But my husband didn't think it was a very good idea. He said calling the thread "Knights with Aphrodite" would cause some people to lose sleep, but he wouldn't explain why. Like, whatever. Men can be so mysterious, sometimes! Anyway, I trust his judgment, so I changed the name, a little.
In Great Britain and Norway and cool places like that, people are Knighted by the King or Queen for doing cool stuff. But to get Knighted, people have to try really hard, and do really good for a really long time, all the while acting like they don't care whether they're Knighted or not. But in my little world here on the forum, all of you guys are already Knights, to me! That's because you act like gentlemen, and you're chivalrous, and gracious, and all of that stuff... but man, are you ferocious on the virtual battlefield! If that's not what a Knight is all about, what is?! Plus, each time one of you has smiled at my humor and let me know it, or honorably said sweet and gallant things to me, you've made me feel happy and cherished, you know?! You've made me feel like...
...like a Queen! Thanks, guys!
So: by the power vested in me by you treating me like a sweet little Queen, I hereby Knight all of you!
You are hereby inducted into the Order of Aphrodite's Knights.
(You couldn't see me when I said that, but I was acting very dignified, and I was looking very solomn, OK? So that means it's official!)
Congratulations, to all Knights of the OAK! Stout-hearted, and never yielding in battle are ye, noble Knights!
You can go ahead and imagine me happily waving my scepter, if you want to!
It looks a lot like a pompom, if you need any help with the imagining part.
OK, let's talk about the medals! There are two kinds of medals: one kind recognizes service to the AACW community, and the other kind is earned on the virtual battlefields of AACW.
In my next post, I'll show you the first of the nice little medals I've made for you, and explain what the medal is about. But first, I need to say something really important, OK? Here's the big secret: now that you're a Knight, you're allowed to make nominations, too! I'm going to get the ball rolling, but after that, it will be up to you, as a Knighted member of this community, to find "medal worthy" stuff for people to check out. (That's your quest, noble Knight! ) I don't read AARs, and so I don't know the "cool moves" that have been done during AARs. (I probably wouldn't recognize it, if I saw one!) So, I need your help, OK? Especially for the battlefield medals!
Now, there is only one medal that you can nominate yourself for. You'll recognize it, when I get to it. That's because all of the medals (except that one) recognize "coolness"... and pointing to your own coolness kinda negates the coolness, you know what I mean? So, this is all about recognizing the coolness of other people who've made the game what it is, and helped us to learn from it!
Maybe some of you are thinking, "Hey, who are you, to do such a thing?!" My answer is, "I'm the only woman on this forum, so I can get away with doing this kind of stuff." So there!
I was going to call this thread "Knights with Aphrodite", because it sounds more convivial. After all, this isn't about me, it's about you, the players and volunteers! But my husband didn't think it was a very good idea. He said calling the thread "Knights with Aphrodite" would cause some people to lose sleep, but he wouldn't explain why. Like, whatever. Men can be so mysterious, sometimes! Anyway, I trust his judgment, so I changed the name, a little.
In Great Britain and Norway and cool places like that, people are Knighted by the King or Queen for doing cool stuff. But to get Knighted, people have to try really hard, and do really good for a really long time, all the while acting like they don't care whether they're Knighted or not. But in my little world here on the forum, all of you guys are already Knights, to me! That's because you act like gentlemen, and you're chivalrous, and gracious, and all of that stuff... but man, are you ferocious on the virtual battlefield! If that's not what a Knight is all about, what is?! Plus, each time one of you has smiled at my humor and let me know it, or honorably said sweet and gallant things to me, you've made me feel happy and cherished, you know?! You've made me feel like...
...like a Queen! Thanks, guys!
So: by the power vested in me by you treating me like a sweet little Queen, I hereby Knight all of you!
You are hereby inducted into the Order of Aphrodite's Knights.
(You couldn't see me when I said that, but I was acting very dignified, and I was looking very solomn, OK? So that means it's official!)
Congratulations, to all Knights of the OAK! Stout-hearted, and never yielding in battle are ye, noble Knights!
You can go ahead and imagine me happily waving my scepter, if you want to!
It looks a lot like a pompom, if you need any help with the imagining part.
OK, let's talk about the medals! There are two kinds of medals: one kind recognizes service to the AACW community, and the other kind is earned on the virtual battlefields of AACW.
In my next post, I'll show you the first of the nice little medals I've made for you, and explain what the medal is about. But first, I need to say something really important, OK? Here's the big secret: now that you're a Knight, you're allowed to make nominations, too! I'm going to get the ball rolling, but after that, it will be up to you, as a Knighted member of this community, to find "medal worthy" stuff for people to check out. (That's your quest, noble Knight! ) I don't read AARs, and so I don't know the "cool moves" that have been done during AARs. (I probably wouldn't recognize it, if I saw one!) So, I need your help, OK? Especially for the battlefield medals!
Now, there is only one medal that you can nominate yourself for. You'll recognize it, when I get to it. That's because all of the medals (except that one) recognize "coolness"... and pointing to your own coolness kinda negates the coolness, you know what I mean? So, this is all about recognizing the coolness of other people who've made the game what it is, and helped us to learn from it!