Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:25 pm
Why, I do declare! What an absolute pleasure it is to meet you at last, Athena! I simply must declare that your Avatar is even more beautiful than I have heard! And I simply have to add that such a brilliant mind as yours has always, always in my humble experience been equally matched with genteel manner, and exquisite taste! Perhaps you might show me something of that taste the next time we meet here, when you're not so embarrassed for clothing. I can certainly understand your request that I not "thread" on you. We certainly wouldn't want to start anything now, would we? …And aren't these shoes cute?! You'll never guess where I bought them! Those little thingys on the side just make them special, don't they!? …Personally? I think you'd look really good in them. They're sassy, just like you! Hey: tell me honey, is it true what I've heard? Surely it isn't true, with such a lovely sweetness as you are! But I have heard that your brilliance is owed mostly to the presence of Arsenic within the sweetness of your semiconductors. Of all things! "Gallium Arsenic", or something like that. Silly me, I can't remember exactly, and I suppose it doesn't matter, does it? Even if its true, some silly little matter of what enables PNP and NPN junctions to work in such teensy-tiny little things as transistors can't be that important, can it? What is it called…? For some reason, the word "doping" comes to mind. But surely that can't be it, with such dazzling intellect as yours! Hey, I simply have to know: try these on, okay?!… ohmigohd you look so cute! Next time I go to that very special certain store (!) with Bill's American Express…?! I'm going to get you something that's going to change the way you feel about yourself, I promise. It's going to be a whole new you who's a sweeter and sassier you! I can't wait! Meeting you has been simply wonderful, and I shall remember it always! But I dare not keep you any longer. I know that you're extremely busy, since I couldn't help but notice that you have 100,000,000 posts. How impressive! How busy you must be! I only have a few posts, myself. Girl to Girl…? …one of them was a mandated apology, can you imagine?! Of course, I erased it as quickly as I could! There is certainly no need for a girl to leave a permanent record of her mistakes, is there? I suppose that erasing one's mistakes and apologies is a very important part of chatting on the forums… yes, with one hundred million posts, even a fool like me can only conclude that you know this, very well. This brings to my silly mind the fact that I found only a dozen or so of your posts, despite the three hours of searching that I did. But I'm not very good at searching. Heavens, no. And I must declare that your twelve postings were exceptionally helpful, and I am forever grateful for their illuminating insight. But… where are the other 999,999,988? Silly little me isn't quite smart enough to find them. Please enlighten me, for I simply cannot wait to read them! Truly! Now… speaking about fun…! What do you say we do a …. makeover?!!! Sweetness, you've got the perfect alabaster complexion so that you can do anything!! Let's do something fun! Nobody will ever know if we make you look gorgeously… Egyptian!! Yaaaay!! WhooHoo! You are going to be sooooo gorgeous, when I get done with you! Tuesday after next, okay? And we'll do lunch! This has been such fun! I am delighted to say that I am certain that the pleasure in this meeting has been all mine! Please, stay as sweet and lovely as you are! Your new best friend, Aphrodite Mae …Honey? I'm so dreadfully sorry to bring you back, but I just thought of one more teensy, tinsy thing that I wanted to add. I'm ashamed to say it, but I'm going to need my shoes back. But they do make you look cute, and I made a prommmmissse…! And now that you're here? Silly me, I can be so foolish sometimes! I forgot to mention the very thing which I meant to mention first! It is only this, between good friends: quit making my husband look like a fool. That is my job. Otherwise? the next time that we meet here, I might not be so sweet. See you soon! And stay sweet! Truly, I just can't wait until we meet here, again!